E CARNIS UNUM

Rob J. Hayes

I run this

joint now!

Born Jacques LaFavre to a long line of traveling cheese sniffers in Montreal, Rob sought to distance himself from his family by changing his name and immediately growing a beard. He was three at the time.

When not plundering the coast of Greenland for scurvy wenches, Rob enjoys dancing the can-can and painting tiny doll furniture. 

Rob can be found on Twitter (@RoboftheHayes), Facebook or at his website www.robjhayes.co.uk.