Dyrk Ashton turned down the most obvious profession considering his name (porn star) to instead scribble words on pages and call it fantasy.

Unfortunately for us all, Dyrk mistook what "fantasy" means and writes erotic fanfic of all his favorite popes, nuns, and perhaps a guru or two.

Dyrk can be found on Twitter (@UnDyrk), Facebook or at his website www.paternusbooks.com.

Dyrk Ashton

I run this

joint now!