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Ben Galley

I run this

joint now!

Ben Galley's greatest claim to fame is his ability to fit his entire fist in his mouth, which he always shows off at parties despite no one ever requesting it.

He identifies with non-human protagonists because Ben Galley is in fact an alien masquerading as a man. You ever seen the TV show V? Well, now you know why he buys so many mice...

Ben can be found being loquacious and attempting to be witty on Twitter (@BenGalley), Facebook (@BenGalleyAuthor) or at his website www.bengalley.com.